collegehumor:

Et Tu Brute! (Classic)

Beware the Ides of the Kraft!

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

nacholibrety:

the writers of this show literally wrote down anything that popped in their head and it’s absolutely perfect

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

trendymuslim:

heysimba:

I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.

IM LAUGHING

trendymuslim:

heysimba:

I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.

IM LAUGHING

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

ignitionremix:

love this deal

ignitionremix:

love this deal

roundtop:

asking the tough questions

letitoutjacob:

Whenever you’re not intending to get drunk is when you’ll get drunk the quickest

Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.
Anonymous

jackballs:

flamingno:

jackballs:

I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass

it was a challenge

did-you-kno:

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