Well, you asked.
Totally using this
It’d be even better with different toppings on each layer
you`re fucking kidding me
AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR
A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
"Fuck you" well if you insist.
"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist
I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god
i love retail robin
That bird is on point.
[does a single squat] where my booty
The marine iguana is an iguana located only on the Galápagos Islands that has the ability, unique among modern lizards, to live and forage in the sea, making it a marine reptile. The iguana can dive over 30 ft into the water.
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