jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

image

image

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 
girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands
the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master
then the girl scratching her coochie on the right
fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 

girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands

the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master

then the girl scratching her coochie on the right

fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

stardusted:

this may be one of the greatest headlines I’ve ever read

stardusted:

this may be one of the greatest headlines I’ve ever read

this didn’t happen in the books
ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

ghostsfacer:

Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to.

ghostsfacer:

Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to.

pyrochasms:

Worked for me

pyrochasms:

Worked for me

cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died

cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died