tittenkits:

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

it’s ol greg

untitled-until-further-notice:

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

Totally using this

untitled-until-further-notice:

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

Totally using this

monsieurpicot:

PERFECT

It’d be even better with different toppings on each layer

meme4u:

finding the right roommate
meme4u:

light saber
nonespark:

nissan420sx:

turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

nissan420sx:

turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

808dilly:

conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

Hahaha

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

stonedpervert:

thelittlestonedfox:

I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god

i love retail robin

That bird is on point.

sixpenceee:

This body art/optical illusion has all our jaws dropping. (Video)

flamingno:

[does a single squat] where my booty

drkarayua:

frozenplanet:

The marine iguana is an iguana located only on the Galápagos Islands that has the ability, unique among modern lizards, to live and forage in the sea, making it a marine reptile. The iguana can dive over 30 ft into the water.

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