guess what katy perry named her cat
one of the my professor’s initials are XD and she signs off all her emails with XD and everyone thinks she’s doing the laughing emoticon and some of my friends have replied back with it in their emails and everyone’s only just realized and she’s probably doesn’t even know what it means
You’re not a real straight boy if you’ve never fucked a football
seems like my spanish
I speak spanish fluently and I can confirm this is 100% correct.
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
Some people say video games rot your brain, but I think they work different muscles that maybe you don’t normally use.
get your head in the game
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.
parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”
Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.
What’s really cool is, humans are the only primates known to have this instinct at birth. Other ape babies would just freak out and drown. So I don’t think it comes from being in amniotic fluid for 9 months (since it’s not like they have room to actually swim in there). It’s been speculated that humans evolved in the ocean at some point, which is a really cool theory that I recommend checking out.
Also, SWIMMING BABY IS ADORABLE.
This is possibly the best text I’ve received all day
this is just a few what I have seen lately
I’M A GUMMY BEAR, YES I’M A GUMMY BEAR, I’M A YUMMY TUMMY LUCKY FUNNY GUMMY BEAR.
oh hell no
I cannot get over this tweet