For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!
This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
Robert Morris University in Chicago acknowledges video gaming as a varsity sport and gives out scholarships to recruit team members who compete in championships for millions of dollars in prizes. Source
The best part is that it was a cop calling 911
Friday the 13th/Legend of Zelda
i can’t breathe
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY VAMPIRES HItLER HAD IN HIS ARMY!?
A graduate student has created the first man-made biological leaf. It absorbs water and carbon dioxide to produce oxygen just like a plant. He did this by suspending chloroplasts in a mixture made out of silk protein. He believed it can be used for many things but the most striking one is the thought that it could be used for long distance space travel. Plants do not grow in space, but this synthetic material can be used to produce oxygen in a hostile environment. (Video)
Back to the Future II promised us hoverboards. They never happened. But hoverbikes really are happening. The Aero-X is designed for low-altitude flying, and it reportedly rides like a motorcycle. Source