OH MY GOD
My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
My sister got this at a jump rope camp
its supposed to say rope
tbh “here comes the rope” isn’t much better than “here comes the rape”
Your dreams have finally come true.
i didn’t need to sleep tonight anyway