why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?
why is the mom calling her daughter mom
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
How parents should react.
hahaha i’m Lauren, she wasn’t doing laundry
Me starting a rebellion at my school
all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves
The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying
OH MY GOD
…I’m not touching that pizza…
perfect gif usage
The real question is why is it still in there after she’s asleep
Like who sleeps with vegetables in their vaginas
Is this a new trendy thing
AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
How to: get rid of a burglar
my new self defense move
that nigga dead
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment