Don’t tell Mrs. Claus. Or the police.
OH MY GOD
My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
My sister got this at a jump rope camp
its supposed to say rope
tbh “here comes the rope” isn’t much better than “here comes the rape”
Hey Ladies, Your New Boyfriend Is Here to Charm The Nope Out of You
Your dreams have finally come true.













