What is it?
Going into cardiac arrest here…
Jo is pressing up against his crotch region, trying to squeeze through, so he says because he’s gonna cum in his pants.
omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode
My roommates and I carved pumpkins.
I made this one.
Here it is with a candle.
why r woody’s eyebrows so on point
honestly this picture is making me wet
please go to church
THIS FUCKING ACCOUNT
0 to 100 real quick
but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention
wanna know how i got these scars
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you