ultrafacts:

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meme4u:

kamehameha
meme4u:

main benefit

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

ruinedchildhood:

*hits blunt*

bruh…

did-you-kno:

A Canadian bar is famous for its “Sourtoe Cocktail,” which is your drink of choice in a glass with a mummified human toe. The toe isn’t meant to be swallowed, but people actually do it despite the $500 fine.   Source

did-you-kno:

A Canadian bar is famous for its “Sourtoe Cocktail,” which is your drink of choice in a glass with a mummified human toe. The toe isn’t meant to be swallowed, but people actually do it despite the $500 fine. Source

deans-pudding:

“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”

For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

i cant handle this 

meme4u:

very good
meme4u:

#college
meme4u:

um…

emsfitjourney:

fandom-revolution:

tumblr’s reaction to pluto being voted a planet

SO HAPPY

meme4u:

Starbucks