*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here
When we read, our eyes move across a page or a screen to digest the words. All of that eye movement slows us down, but a new technology called Spritz claims to have figured out a way to turn us into speed-readers. By flashing words onto a single point on a screen, much like watching TV, Spritz says it will double your reading speed.
I don’t think they looked hard enough
I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE TINY DICE??
LITTLE TEENY DICE
ITTY BITTY BABY DICE SO SMALL
When you need a little luck
son oF A BITCH
Shopping for school supplies in elementary school was intense like “im so gonna show up tiffany with these mechanical pencils bitch wont know what hit her”
When I was 10 I was so dedicated into NOT letting my mom find out I was on my iPod at night so when she came in my room I stuck my iPod in my asscrack and when she asked me where my iPod was I said downstairs little did she know it was really in my asscrack
this was wild from start to finish
i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising
DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE
I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus
this story makes me laugh and cry