fine, send me nudes, see if I care
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
Did you know that before Etsy, you just had to decorate your tree without League of Legends references?
Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
Why do I have a boner im literally just sitting here I’m not even doing anything
*dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*
babies cry bc theyre ugly and toothless and bald
MEMO: The space bar is important.
Maybe it’s because Jane was teaching a man who had no idea what English was until he saw Jane, while Bell was teaching a once educated spoiled man-child how to be a good man?
WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU PEOPLE GOD
lol spoiled man-child.
I feel like Romeo and Juliet is not really the venue for teaching spoiled man-children how to not be spoiled man-children.
Or it’s the perfect venue. “All right. Now. Beast, can you think of things the characters could have done differently to keep the body count down?”